Friday, January 2, 2015

I'm All About That School, Not Public

I thought it'd be fun to rewrite the lyrics and dedicate this version of the song to all my homeschooling mamas out there. I wish I had a computer with an editing program and a video recorder and I'd record the song.



I'm All About That School, Not Public
(All About That Base Parody)

Chorus:
Because you know I'm all about that school
'Bout that school, not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school. not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school, not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school.

Vs. 1
Yeah it's pretty clear, we don't like what you teach
But I can do it at home, practice what you preach
'Cause I got that socialization down that all the kids chase
All the right people in all the right places.
I see the textbooks teaching Evolution, it's a flop
We know that ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
If you've got children, just raise 'em up
Cause every heart of them should be
Directed to the top.


Pre-chorus:
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about the stares.
When the naysayers approach you, who gives a care.
You know your kids will enter the Spelling Bee smarter than the average guy
So believe you can do it
Then go ahead and give it a try


Chorus:
Because you know I'm all about that school
'Bout that school, not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school. not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school, not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school.

Vs. 2
I'm bringing Smarties back
Go ahead and tell them they can't teach them that
No I'm just playin'
I know you think I came from a rat
But I'm here to tell you,
Every heart of them should be
Directed to the top

Pre-chorus:
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about the stares.
When the naysayers approach you, who gives a care.
You know your kids will enter the Spelling Bee smarter than the average guy
So believe you can do it
Then go ahead and give it a try

Chorus:
Because you know I'm all about that school
'Bout that school, not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school. not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school, not public.
I'm all about that school,
'Bout that school.



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